Sarcastic Morning Person Candle | Energizing Pink Grapefruit | Natural Soy Wax | Funny Gift for Non-Morning People

Description

For everyone who aspires to be a morning person but knows the truth deep down. This candle makes the bold declaration, “I’m a Morning Person Now,” before immediately confessing, “This is a lie. Please do not speak to me.” It’s the perfect statement piece for anyone who runs on caffeine and sarcasm.

Ironically, the scent is a bright and zesty Pink Grapefruit. This grapefruit scented energy candle is designed to help you wake up, while the label politely asks for the space you need before you’re fully human. It’s the ultimate funny gift for a non-morning person and a fantastic, witty candle for coworkers who understand the sacred silence of the early hours. It’s like a sarcastic coffee mug in candle form, making it a piece of hilarious home office decor that sets clear, fragrant boundaries.

Product Features

Hilarious Morning Mantra: Features the relatable quote for non-morning people: “I’m a Morning Person Now. This is a lie. Please do not speak to me.”

Energizing Grapefruit Scent: A bright and zesty Pink Grapefruit fragrance that provides a humorous contrast to the grumpy message.

The Perfect Gift: An ideal funny gift for coworkers, friends, spouses, or anyone who is not to be spoken to before 10 AM.

Chic & Minimalist Design: A stylish, clean label on a reusable 9oz glass jar that looks great on a kitchen counter or office desk.

Natural & Long-Lasting: Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, non-toxic burn of 50-60 hours of precious quiet time.

Care Instructions

Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets.

Never burn the candle near flammable items.

For best results, burn the candle for 3-4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting.

Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining.