My Last Clean Nerve Funny Quote Candle | Sea Salt and Orchid Scent | Soy Wax Gift

Description

For those days when you’re down to your last clean nerve and all you ask is that everyone “please enjoy it quietly.” This candle understands. It’s the perfect passive-aggressive desk accessory and a much-needed beacon of peace for your personal sanctuary.

So, what does a sea salt and orchid candle smell like? In beautiful, ironic contrast to the label, the sea salt and orchid candle scent is a wave of pure calm. It’s a sophisticated blend of soft floral notes and a crisp, ozonic kiss of sea salt. This sea salt and orchid scent candle is clean and tranquil—the complete opposite of how you might be feeling. Of all the sea salt and orchid candles, this one has the most personality. Gift this orchid sea salt candle to your favorite frazzled coworker, parent, or friend. It’s a guaranteed laugh and a genuinely beautiful scent.

Product Features

Hilarious & Relatable Quote: Features the laugh-out-loud quote “My Last Clean Nerve. Please enjoy it quietly.”—perfect for anyone feeling frazzled.

Sophisticated Scent: A beautiful Sea Salt and Orchid scent that provides a serene, spa-like contrast to the witty label.

Natural & Clean Burn: A 9oz candle made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a clean-burning cotton wick.

The Perfect Funny Gift: An ideal gift for coworkers, friends, parents, or anyone with a great sense of humor about stress.

Long-Lasting Peace: Offers a generous 50-60 hours of burn time—hopefully long enough for your nerves to regenerate.

Care Instructions

Keep burning candle within sight.

Keep away from children and pets.

Never burn the candle near flammable items.