Humorous Scented Candle | Offensive 50th Birthday Candle | Funny Gag Gift | “Half a Century” Quirky Quote

Description

Fifty years on the planet and what have they learned? Absolutely nothing, apparently. Celebrate their half-century of glorious cluelessness with this hilarious candle that boldly states: “Half a Century, Still No Idea What You’re Doing.”

This is the ultimate gag gift birthday candle. Looking for a lovingly offensive birthday candle to roast your best friend? You’ve found it. Our witty candle labels for birthdays are top-notch, and this one takes the cake. It’s one of the most quirky birthday candles out there, and a fantastic choice for humorous birthday candles for women and men who can handle the truth. Don’t worry, while the message is chaotic, the candle itself smells divine, because even someone with no life plan deserves a nice-smelling home.

Product Features

Hilarious 50th Birthday Roast: Features the brutally funny quote: “Half a Century, Still No Idea What You’re Doing.”

The Ultimate Gag Gift: The perfect gag gift birthday candle for a 50th birthday party, guaranteed to be the center of attention.

Gift Ready Packaging: Comes packaged in a chic gray gift box, making it an easy and memorable present.

Vibrant & Quirky Design: A large 13.75oz candle in a unique can-shaped jar with a bold, eye-catching label.

Surprisingly Great Scent: Features a delightful and clean scent (like Vanilla Bean or Comfort Spice) that provides a hilarious contrast to the chaotic message.

Care Instructions

Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets.

Never burn the candle near flammable items.

For best results, burn the candle for 3-4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting.

Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining.