Funny Sarcastic Quote Candle | Pink Grapefruit | Natural Soy Wax | Witty Gift for Best Friend

Description

For the moments you look back on your choices and think… well, at least there’s this. This candle proudly “Smells Better Than My Decisions.” It was “a low bar, but we cleared it.” This is the ultimate funny self-care candle for celebrating perfect imperfection.

The fragrance is a bright and zesty Pink Grapefruit—a truly excellent decision. This grapefruit scented soy candle is the perfect palate cleanser after a series of questionable life choices, making it a great bad decisions joke candle with a seriously good scent. Looking for a sarcastic gift for a best friend? This witty quote candle for her is a guaranteed hit for birthdays or just because. It’s a hilarious tribute to a shared history of great stories that started with not-so-great ideas.

Product Features

Hilarious & Witty Quote: Features the self-deprecating quote: “Smells Better Than My Decisions: A low bar, but we cleared it.”

The Perfect Best Friend Gift: An ideal sarcastic gift for a best friend, sister, or anyone who can laugh at life’s imperfections.

Uplifting Grapefruit Scent: A bright and zesty Pink Grapefruit scent that provides a clean, positive contrast to the “bad decisions” theme.

Chic & Minimalist Design: A stylish, clean label on a reusable 9oz glass jar with a white lid.

Natural & Long-Lasting: Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, non-toxic burn of 50-60 hours.

Care Instructions

Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets.

Never burn the candle near flammable items.

For best results, burn the candle for 3-4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting.

Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining.