Coastal Vibes Scented Candle | Funny Ocean Mist and Moss Candle | Self-Care Gag Gift

Description

For when your life feels like a complete dumpster fire, but you’re committed to keeping the vibes immaculate. This candle is your new mantra: “A Dumpster Fire… But Make It Coastal.” It’s the perfect, hilarious accessory for navigating modern chaos with style.

This is the luxury Ocean Moss scented candle that will elevate your situation. It’s a sophisticated Ocean Mist Moss soy candle, blending clean ocean air with earthy Sea Moss. This beautiful, eco-friendly Coastal candle is the perfect fragrance to prove that this candle truly “Smells Better Than My Life Choices.” Each is a hand-poured Ocean Mist candle, crafted with 100% natural soy wax. The scent is housed in a chic Ocean Moss candle in a glass jar, a minimalist vessel for your beautifully managed disaster.

Product Features

Hilariously Relatable Quote: Features the iconic quote for our times: “A DUMPSTER FIRE… BUT MAKE IT COASTAL” and “Smells Better Than My Life Choices.”

Sophisticated Coastal Scent: A complex and calming blend of salty Ocean Mist and earthy green Moss, the perfect “coastal” overlay for your chaos.

The Perfect Gag Gift: An ideal funny gift for a best friend, sibling, or coworker who appreciates dark, self-aware humor.

Large Double-Wick Jar: A substantial 11oz glass jar with two cotton-cored wicks for a strong, even burn and excellent scent throw.

Natural & Long-Lasting: Made with 100% American-grown soy wax for a clean, vegan, and eco-friendly burn that lasts approximately 65 hours.

Care Instructions

Keep burning candle within sight.

Keep away from children and pets.

Never burn the candle near flammable items.

For best results, trim wicks to ¼ inch before each lighting.